A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It's a bumper issue for you to enjoy over Christmas!
Matilda Jnr.
Revolting children!
What is this? What is all this racket and rumbunctiousness waking me from a splendid ringbeller? Children! That’s what it is, dear reader. Children! And lots of them, to boot, running up and down the corridors, laughing in the dressing rooms, and singing and dancing their way across the stage. Lots of them, and not a single spirit in sight! One might think that this theatre has lost all of its wits and has gone all horrigust. Either that, or this grey lady is becoming something of a grunion.
So what is it that I’m hearing? It’s the smell of rebellion and possesses the sound of something quite gloriumptious! It’s Matilda the Musical Jr! and it’s making me feel quite lickswishy and plussy! Who knows, I may even think about putting up the Christmas tree soon.
Based on the beloved book Matilda by Roald Dahl and adapted from the award-winning full-length musical, Matilda Jr tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. The full-length version of the show opened on the West End in 2011 and made its Broadway premiere in 2013. It earned seven Olivier Awards, including Best New Musical, and five Tony awards, including Best Book of a Musical. This reduced version still contains the big hits and well-known tunes of the original.
One of the show’s stand-out moments is when Matilda sings ‘Even if you’re little you can do a lot’. It’s such a powerful reminder for each of us, tall and small, to take ownership in how we can create our reality. Through the process of putting on this musical, these young performers are doing just that: they’re joining together and working hard to create this extraordinary razztwizzler of a show. For those of you unfamiliar with the story, Matilda is a little girl with astonishing wit, intelligence and psychokinetic powers, who lives with her cruel parents. They find her to be a nuisance, a lousy little worm, and a bore. When Matilda enters her first term at school, she captures the attention of Miss Honey, a kind teacher, and the two form a wonderful friendship. Unfortunately, the school is ruled by a tempestuous and mean headmistress named Miss Trunchbull, who hates children and delivers cruel and unjust punishments to all her charges. Matilda is determined to change her story, but will her cleverness and courage be enough to withstand the reign of Miss Trunchbull?
If you don’t know the ending, then you’re in for a fabulous treat. If you do, then you’ll still enjoy the show: it’s guaranteed to make everyone churgle! Those who attend just may receive the biggest hug in the world, one that even might hug all of the air out of them.
DECEMBER 2022
The Height of the Storm
– coming to the Barn from 13th to 21st January
An elderly famous writer and his wife are being visited by their two adult daughters, and we soon hear that there has been a recent funeral, though it’s not clear who has died. After a while it begins to appear as though it must have been one of the parents, except that both of them are on stage for a large part of the play, often speaking at some length, although at different times one or other of them doesn’t seem to have been heard by the rest. Surreal maybe, but in performance totally convincing, and a moving depiction of a long and happy marriage. Florian Zeller is regarded by many as the most talented new playwright to have emerged in the 21st century.
“At a single viewing, it is impossible to pin this beautifully elusive play down… I can’t pretend to have got all aspects of this slippery, poetic play, but what I can say for certain is that Zeller’s play penetrates the memory long after one has left the theatre.”
The Guardian ****
John Davies
Director
From the Chair
Welcome to December’s Barn News
Welcome to the final Barn News of 2022 – a year in which we’ve managed to get back to a complete set of productions after two years of upheaval and challenge. You, our front of house volunteers, bar staff, backstage crew, directors, actors and audience have all come flooding back and filled our lovely theatre.
The buzz this season has been terrific as we’ve enjoyed our three productions so far and, as I write, Haunting Julia is about to land in our auditorium, and Parlour Song is playing away with our friends at CoPs. How fabulous to have such a vibrant choice to see.
Dancing and singing their way into the last couple of weeks of their rehearsals is our Christmas production. Rare that a show needs so little introduction, but it would be wrong of me not to mention Matilda Jr – the first time a youth production has taken over for the festive season and, having had some spies in rehearsal, I know this is going to be spectacular. Tickets are going fast, so grab yours while you can – this is not to be missed!
A welcome return also for Singers at the Barn – they’re back on Sunday 4th December after a two-and-a-half year hiatus – under new management, but just as much fun! A huge thank-you to Leslie and Richard for all their years of work and a big hello to Michelle and Eric who are stepping into their shoes.
Council’s thoughts (notwithstanding the minor matters of the festive season and New Year!) are turning to January and the AGM – we have some new Council members who will be nominated and, most excitingly of all, a new chair to take the Barn forward. The AGM will be on Friday 27th January at 8pm, and we need as many of you there as possible please to make sure that we can take care of the formal business but also greet our new Council members and chair.
Speaking of January – what else is there to do in the cold dark days of late December or early January than go to a pantomime? Our friends at Digswell are presenting the panto Camelot from 31st December. A number of Barn friends are ‘playing away’ in this production – and you might see your chairman as you’ve never seen me before… And yes, I am using this penultimate BN that I will write as a shameless plug for you to buy tickets and come and see us!
In the meantime, early though it might be, may I wish you, on behalf of myself and all members of Council a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May you get some time to rest and celebrate with those who mean most to you and those who treasure you.
Simon Parr
Chairman
Membership & Council
Minutes for the Council Meeting October 2022
Please find the minutes of the meeting of the Barn Theatre Council held on
13th October 2022.
Our membership news depends on information we get from YOU
New members
Matilda Jnr Cast
Membership level: Junior
Lilly Abbott
Anastasia Apostoli
Millie Arnold
Gabriela Bailey
Sydney Bernitz
Amelia Dimitrova
Max Dimitrova
Bonnie Frith
Isaac Geut
Pippa Kidd
Issac Lockyear
Anya Moustapha
Vaani Panesar
Madison Scully
Molly Seaman
Keira Searles
Charlie Stebbing
Lilianne Swaile
Jacob Townley
Scarlett Wake
Aine Walker
Elsa Wang
Mia Wildman
Annabelle Winston
Charlotte Winston
Dylan Woods
Emilia Yeremenko
Maria Yeremenko
Welcome to the Barn!
AGM
The Barn’s Annual General Meeting will take place on Friday 27th January 2023 at 8pm in the auditorium. There are several Council members who will need to be replaced as their five-year tenure is up.
We look forward to seeing folk there!
New membership system
We have three lists of members maintained by different people that we try to keep up to date, but we’re sometimes guilty of chasing people to renew and pay when they already have, or failing to contact people when we should.
To improve things, we’re moving to a new system that should make it easier for existing members to renew their memberships. It will also have an online application form that will make it easier for people to join.
For existing members, the system will send you an email shortly before the renewal date, with a link that you can use to review your membership details, and then go to a payments page, with a new online payment option.
The 168 members with direct debits won’t receive a renewal email, as we know that can be a bit annoying. Instead, they’ll receive a reminder that we’ll be collecting money from them, and these members can also check and update their information.
We’ve entered the existing membership information in the new system, and we’ll be emailing all paid-up members in December so they can check that their data is correct. This email will also contain more information about using the new system, and we’ll be interested to hear your feedback about how it works in practice.
We’ve already piloted the system with a few members, and we’re planning to move to the new system by mid-December. If you renew your membership before the year end, we’ll update the system on your behalf, and you’ll receive emails confirming your renewal. Don’t worry: these are not spam.
The seven members without email addresses will continue to receive renewal letters, but perhaps we’ll be able to encourage some to consider trying email?
Nigel Rive and Ian Major
Blackadder - review
Blackadder has been, over time, a hugely successful TV series, written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton, relentlessly lampooning the situation in which their characters find themselves.
The Barn Theatre’s curated piece arises from the last in a series of incarnations of Edmund Blackadder whose disdain for everyone around him, and the world in general, is the basis for biting humour and cynicism – irresistible! The multi-generational audience was on board from the outset, responding with everything from titters to guffaws.
Translating from film, where everything is possible, to a modest stage area, where many things are not, is certainly challenging but in the main, Keith Thompson and the production team managed the space available very effectively, creating believable locations and enabling smooth transitions. The action was at times constrained by proximity (it can be tricky to wield a rifle when clearance is limited) but careful choreography and a confident cast sorted out whatever minor issues there were. The set dressing was excellent, creating very effective mises-en-scène. The use of video for the aerial dog-fight was a brilliant addition, much enjoyed by the audience.
Over the four episodes we were offered an insight into the progression of war and the characters’ part in it. The cross-section of incidents from Blackadder’s time at the front are sharply and provocatively written, often most telling in the asides, and the whole cast clearly understood how to play the piece.
Paul Russell as Blackadder hit the mark in his consistently assured performance. His interactions with Baldrick and George conveyed the overt condescension, softening only during the last few moments of the piece. Vocally strong, maybe at times a bit more distance between the characters would have added even more dynamic, had the space allowed.
I doubt that there was anyone who didn’t feel for Baldrick as he stumbled from one disastrous misunderstanding to another, endlessly suffering but endlessly optimistic. Andrew Read’s clear diction and understanding of how to deliver the text made him easy to relate to – and whoever dressed him in those long sleeves cleverly enhanced his already obvious vulnerability.
Steve Deaville’s characterisation of George, the chinless toff with absolutely no brain cells, only honourable intentions, was a pleasure to watch, with every thought visibly playing out across his face, without saying a word! He was both physically and vocally the perfect foil for Blackadder’s sarcasm and selfishness.
Andy Mills (Lord Melchett) and Carl Westmoreland (Captain Darling) worked well together as officers attempting to orchestrate events for their own ends. Andy’s stature was perfect for the character and his voice was notable for a mellifluous tone and a rolling delivery. A senior officer named ‘Darling’ was a tool for much amusement and Carl’s increasingly frustrated response to sarcastic goading was well communicated – but that said, the device wasn’t always given the weight it deserved.
The appearance of Lord Flashheart in Act II certainly created a change in dynamic. What a gift of a role, crying out to be overplayed and overdone! Alfie Hart had the unenviable task of playing an iconic role written for a specific actor with whom it became synonymous. Alfie certainly approached the challenge with enthusiasm! A certain hesitancy in pushing his performance to the max did mean that the energy wasn’t entirely sustained throughout, but enjoyable nonetheless.
There was some great ensemble work, with all of the company playing to great effect. Stephanie Cotter, Jessica Wall, Adam Dryer and Keith Thompson were all well cast and played up to their roles. A particular mention for the Firing Squad (Tallan Cameron, Jacob Greener-Tofts, Cliff Francis) and Sergeant Jones (Mike Smith) – their little unit raised smiles all round: small parts, perfectly formed!
Throughout the evening we were constantly reminded of the horrors of any war and the futility of this one in particular. As we approached the end of the final episode, the ever-present barbed wire and sandbags came into sharp focus and we began to sense the end of the piece. When Blackadder finally finds some compassion, when our characters finally come together in their sacrifice, I was anticipating more of a climactic tech finish than we actually got. I felt that there was so much more possible.
However, the poignant final image of the cross and wreath of poppies did leave us with a pause for reflection – and how appropriate that was, given the proximity to Remembrance Sunday.
Selected highlights for me: the pigeon coming on in episode 1; the video of the aerial battle with the Red Baron, and Driver Parkhurst’s little kisses when she sat on Flashheart’s lap – both in Act 2; ALL of the telephones ringing / not ringing when they were supposed to, and the final moments when we saw Blackadder being gently bemused by Baldrick’s ‘cunning plan’ for the last time.
As an entertainment with a significant underlying message, this was a very satisfying evening. We were given a solid and skilled cast, supported by excellent backstage teams and directed with clear vision and insight. As part of the multi-generational audience, I felt that we were all in it together and we were keen to show our appreciation. On a stormy night in November, the Barn Theatre was a great place to be.
Maureen Bukht
Theatre practitioner and director. Maureen is a member of the Company of Ten
Spotlight on the Wardrobe Team
An insight into the amazing work done by the wardrobe team who, I’m told, spent over 130 hours dealing with Blackadder costumes.
Take a bow Anne Mawer, Yvonne Bartlett and Anne-Marie Austin. These three unsung heroes were given the daunting task of sorting costumes for our recent production of Blackadder Goes Forth.
Any period drama needs to be authentically accurate, particularly when military uniforms are concerned and I recently spent time listening to them explain every aspect involved.
After the play was cast and the script reviewed, research into costumes began and after a discussion with the director, Keith Thompson, it was clear that uniforms needed to be hired. Particularly as there were four slightly different ‘plays’. The Barn’s Festival Costumes holds a small stock of military costumes but not sufficient for this play. There’s a misconception that to costume a show it’s just a matter of dipping into the wardrobe department and fetching out the required costumes. Oh no. Much time and effort went into sorting out each cast member who was duly measured and details sent to the costumiers in Ipswich, a specialist supplier of militaria.
When the costumes arrived more time was spent sorting them out and meticulously labelling them. Each cast member was given a check sheet. Once the cast had tried on their uniforms minor alterations were often needed. Buttons, straps and all the military paraphernalia was sorted. Not a five-minute job!
Have you ever tried putting on puttees? These leg ‘bandages’ that soldiers wore were a novelty that needed sorting. More time (and much laughter among the cursing and swearing).
The wardrobe team were in attendance throughout the run of the play sorting any mishaps. General Melchett in particular seemed to have a few problems! One of the team went up to Hitchin market to purchase some needed buckles.
For the publicity photo shoot and rehearsals some of the Barn’s Festival Costumes were used. Also, all cast had to wear plastic aprons (to much hilarity) when consuming food and drink in the Green Room to avoid any soiling of costumes. At the end of the day it was all worth it judging by the many good audience comments.
So, all you budding actors remember what a famous actor once said ‘Don’t forget who makes you look the stars you are!’
As usual the team are looking for volunteers to join them. If you feel like you’d like to be involved please call Anne Mawer on 07968 829084 or email: [email protected]
Mike Smith
Editor
Parlour Song - review
Jez Butterworth’s 2008 Parlour Song is a blackly comic piece of social commentary about a man, his wife and their cocksure next-door neighbour. The play received rave reviews when it opened in 2008, which is no surprise as the playwright is a master of naturalistic dialogue. Since writing Parlour Song his star has rocketed with the more famous plays Jerusalem and The Ferryman.
The play is set in a Hertfordshire where Butterworth himself lived when younger, where all the houses on an estate were of the same design, so you could go into them and know your way around: a point he makes in the play. Butterworth is frequently drawn to portraying a sort of suburban hinterland, on the edge of the countryside and the town. As Dale says of the locale in the play, “you don’t have to drive far to see a cow”. Butterworth has also mentioned that he was listening to a lot of blues music at the time of writing, and that Parlour Song was simply the story of a blues song, specifically Make It Rain by Tom Waits, whose lyrics include “She took all my money and my best friend, you know the story, here it comes again”.
Demolition expert Ned lives in a nice new house on a nice new estate, constantly rerunning videos of his biggest blasts. He loves his job, barbecues, car boot sales and fitness programmes. Outwardly his life is entirely unremarkable. Not unlike his friend and neighbour Dale. So why has he not slept a wink in six months? Why is he so terrified of his attractive wife Joy? And why is it every time he leaves on business, Ned is convinced something goes missing from his possessions. Joy views his progressive breakdown with a mockingly sardonic eye and, suffering from the eleven-year itch, she yearns to escape and comes on to next-door neighbour Dale.
The overall production style, in the Barn Studio, was extremely well suited to the play and, I think, the style and the venue (as opposed to performing in the main auditorium) assisted the production. The acting area was a traverse stage: a long, central space with the audience on each side facing towards each other. The advantage of this staging was that, as an audience you feel closer to the stage, and more engaged in the piece. One often overlooked benefit of a traverse production is that it also enables you to see and enjoy the reactions of the audience on the other side, who are facing you, alongside the action. This works well for audience interaction and created an intimacy and a sense of shared experience, especially in the comic scenes.
The set, facilitated and built by Ian Bage, comprised a small sofa at one end of the acting area and a simple table and chairs at the other in Act I; in Act II the table was replaced by a double bed. This was all that was needed for the play and complemented the stripped-down style of the production. This design also left a reasonably large space in the middle, which was utilised well, for example in the training scenes, in what is a relatively small space overall. One issue was that from my seat near the sofa end, I could not always see the actor lying in the right-hand side of the bed, and I therefore missed actions and facial expressions which, as I could hear and see others laughing at, was a bit of a shame. The most noticeable example of this was when Ned was practising his sexual skills at the start of Act II. At other times in the production, I also noticed audience members opposite standing up, maybe they were having similar issues? I’m not sure there’s much you could have done, given the slope of your roof doesn’t allow for a steeper rake on the audience seats – maybe lifting the bed up a bit more may have helped?
Most of the other practical implications when using a traverse stage were overcome successfully: there can be a need for greater projection of voice, as when the actor faces one side of the audience, they turn their back to the other. However, given the size of the space and both the naturalistic style and the strong characterisations, even if sometimes individual words were lost, the underlying emotions were still convincingly conveyed. With only three actors, and often only two on stage at a time, even in such a small tight area I don’t think there were any issues with any sight lines across the stage, and the audiences on either side of the traverse didn’t experience a different show. There was also use of the area up to a side door of the studio which worked well when an outside door was needed in the action.
Tristan Cameron’s lighting design also successfully overcame the issues of lighting a traverse stage – as lighting from one side only will cast a shadow over the actors’ faces when viewed from the opposite side – by filling in with cross-lighting. Overall lighting was simple and effective and fitted the mood: there did seem to be a darkness in the first sofa scene that may just have been a missed cue, as it seemed to rectify itself mid-scene. Projections created by Ben Evenett were shown on two screens, one at each end of the traverse, which ensured visibility to all. Projection was used in the action when Ned displays his demolition videos, and in scene changes to provide the title of the following scene: using Scrabble tiles as letters in the projection was a clever tie-in to the board game which features in the action of the play.
Sound, also by Tristan Cameron, was appropriate and subtle throughout, with the exception of the wholly appropriate Rocky theme which greatly added to the humour of Ned’s feeble workout scenes. Props, by Sheila Grimmant, included convincing-looking meals and drinks including a beer bottle that erupted on cue to hilarious effect, as well as gym equipment which aided the comedy. Costumes, by Wendy Bage, were modern, casual and all fitted with the overall tone of the production. Other gym clothes and nightwear were all naturalistic and appropriate.
In terms of characters, the three actors gave fantastic performances and there was great support between the cast members working as team. As mentioned before, the performances were totally naturalistic, which can be quite odd considering the frequent use of monologues to the audience.
Rob Graham was totally convincing as Ned, the insecure destruction expert. He was blokeish with Dale, chipper and slightly desperate when trying to engage with Joy to save his marriage, and at other times in despair as a man who hasn’t slept for six months. This was an extremely difficult role but was always played with confidence. This actor also made the most of the physical humour in the workout scenes, which came over extremely well.
Michael Curry was car wash proprietor Dale, a narrator and Ned’s best friend, who lives a mere six feet away from Ned. This actor was perfect as the alpha male in the blokeish chat with Ned and undertaking the lion’s share of the monologues demonstrated great engagement with the audience. This was an assured performance, but it was not all chirpy bluster – this actor also portrayed the conflict within Dale, who is torn between comfort of the life he knows and the thrill of his sexual relationship with Joy.
As Joy, Emily Fairman portrayed a fantastic air of diffidence towards Ned in their scenes. In contrast, she also smouldered in her desire for next-door neighbour Dale. A highly convincing performance, for me I think the highlight was the fantastic seduction scene: “I’m thirsty Dale, why don’t you fetch me a lemon?” Who knew lemons could be so sexy? As well as the interplay with the men, her final monologue was a highly effective and moving speech.
Danny Swanson, assisted by Georgia Sutcliffe, directed an excellent production overall. As mentioned before, the realisation of the production clearly fitted the tone of the piece and the direction ensured the cast knitted well together and played evenly. There was minimal movement, but actually the play doesn’t require all that much: for example, people eating don’t get up all that often. Where there was movement, it was clearly motivated. The pace was fantastically secure – and the first half especially seemed to zip by in an engrossing blur. But the overall shape was not lost, and the directors had a clear understanding of the dynamics within the relationships as well as extracting all the dark humour. It’s a risk to stage such a pared-back production, as it all comes down to the direction and the performances without much technical wizardry to distract. In other hands this could have been a disaster, whereas here it was a triumph.
I can’t say that at the end I was exactly sure what actually happened – has Joy been stealing or is it all in Ned’s mind, a manifestation of his paranoia about their failing relationship? I’ve also seen this ambiguity said of other productions of this play, so it’s not a criticism of this performance. Maybe this is what the playwright was going for – and this uncertainty didn’t spoil my enjoyment of the play at all, and a ‘lemon’ this show certainly wasn’t. The company are to be congratulated.
Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee is an actor and director who has worked with The Company of Players, Shattered Windscreen and Hertford Dramatic & Operatic Society. His most recent production was The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Audition Notice - Alys, Always
By Lucinda Coxon
Directed by Mel Powell
Playing dates: 14th to 22nd April
Audition dates:
Wednesday 7th December at 8pm in Room 1
Thursday 8th December at 8pm in Room 1
Sunday 11th December at 3pm in the Studio
The play
Alys, Always is a gripping modern thriller, with shades of Hitchcock, The Talented Mr Ripley and even Dear Evan Hansen. It was first staged at the Bridge Theatre in London in 2019.
It tells the story of Frances, a lowly subeditor and general dogsbody on the books desk of a Sunday newspaper who, via a twist of fate, inveigles her way into the heart of the family of a famous novelist, and plots her steely self-advancement into their world of privilege and entitlement.
It’s a fast-moving play and I’m planning to stage it with a minimalist abstract set, that I hope will offer us a mix of space and inviting nooks and crannies. We’ll be relying on great lighting and sound design and some atmospheric projection to help the actors conjure up the multiple settings needed.
The characters
I’m looking for around a dozen talented actors.
Frances Thorpe – This fantastic role offers a wonderful opportunity for someone to explore the central character’s arc, from innocent bystander through charming plausibility to rat-like cunning as our unreliable narrator spins her web of deceit. Hardly off the stage. Probably mid 30s but could be 20s or 40s
Laurence Kyte – A smug, solipsistic novelist totally absorbed in himself and blinkered by his literary success. Falls for Frances. Probably 50s or 60s Laurence’s two entitled children:
Polly – Spoiled little rich girl and messed-up drama student who needily latches on to Frances – Probably late teens / early 20s
Teddy – Her hostile and suspicious brother who is the major obstacle to Frances’s ambitions. Probably late teens / early 20s
Charlotte – Laurence’s loyal and protective literary agent and a long-standing, close friend of the family. Probably 60s or older.
Mary – Frances’ monstrous books editor boss at the Sunday paper who veers from savage put-downs to smarmy sycophancy once she sniffs out Frances’ connection to the Kyte family. Probably 50s or 60s
Oliver – Journalist rival to Frances who somewhat unwisely has his focus on travel freebies and getting ‘off his t*ts on coke’ at launch parties. Probably 30s / 40s / 50s
Other roles
Alys Kyte – wife of Laurence (voice only)
Mrs Thorpe – Frances’ mum
Mr Thorpe – Frances’ dad
Sid – Frances’ friend and colleague in the TV and Travel section
Robin – chief editor at the paper
Audrey – boss at a rival paper
Receptionist (voice only)
There will be some doubling, particularly of the smaller roles, with various police officers, couriers, waiters, co-workers, partygoers, etc. and indeed the whole cast will be busy as an ensemble throughout the play, helping to conjure up the various scenes.
I’m sure this will be great fun to rehearse and perform.
Let me know on 07971 112549 or [email protected] if you’d like to see a script, or if you’d like to audition, but can’t make the dates.
Mel Powell
Director
Audition Notice - Calendar Girls
By Tim Firth
Directed by Hannah Sayer
Playing dates: 5th to 13th May
Audition dates:
Wednesday 4th January at 7pm
Thursday 5th January at 7pm
Saturday 7 th January at 11.30am
All in Room 1.
We will be doing two charity performances, one for Lukemia Research as traditional, and also one for Jessica Brady. Dates TBC but probably Preview and night before Preview.
The story of the calendar girls swept the whole world up in 1999-2000, when their ‘nude’ photos appeared in what was then known as ‘The 2000 Alternative WI Calendar’. It was released in April 1999 and became a runaway success, selling out in the first week. Calendar Girls was inspired by the death of Angela Baker’s husband John Richard Baker, who died from non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma at the age of 54 in 1998. During his illness, John’s friends began to raise money, initially with the aim of buying a sofa for the visitors’ lounge in the hospital where John was treated. Nothing could have prepared them for the way their calendar took off.
To date, they have raised over £5 million for Blood Cancer Research.
The story is heart-warming, joyful and raw – friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened. The whole play is about embracing all women regardless of age / ethnicity / size so ladies, I want lumps and bumps, I want all ages and shapes and sizes!
I’ll be providing warm rehearsal rooms with locked doors and wine if needed and hope to have an all-female operating crew. If you’re interested in putting your name forward to operate or join the crew please let me know: I have some wonder women already but I think we may need some additional hands, especially in props and cake / bun acquisition.
There are four male roles and 10 female roles!
I have put ages as a guide but PLEASE DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT! The only one who really should be ‘older’ is Jessie but everyone else can be from about 30s+ so please don’t discount yourself based on age.
Ladies first:
Chris – 50s: life and soul of the party, holds court. Annie’s best mate and always will lead her astray like naughty schoolgirls.
Ideal car: who cares as long as it’s a cabriolet.
Ideal holiday: Algarve.
Annie – 50s: less confrontational, more of a soother but does get swept up in Chris’s antics rather joyfully. Enough edge to be interesting and enough salt to not be too sweet.
Ideal car: a reliable one.
Ideal holiday: walking in the English countryside.
These two are soulmates: they wouldn’t be the same people if they hadn’t met each other. Each is ‘spiritual mustard to the other’s meat’ (Tim Firth’s words).
Cora – around 40: deadpan joker but never the fool, wonderfully resilient, went to college… came back pregnant but has a wonderful relationship with her daughter (similar to Annie and Chris). Singer and plays piano (Jerusalem). Ideally I’d like live piano so please, ladies, come forth.
Ideal car – don’t care as long as there is a good sound system,
Ideal holiday – New York.
Jessie – late 60/70s: that teacher that if you get on the right side of her, she’s the one you will NEVER forget, however formidable if on the wrong side. Very brave – rollercoaster aficionado. Long-term husband is rarely surprised by her antics. Grammar Nazi.
Ideal car – weird-looking European thing, no longer manufactured.
Ideal holiday – walking in Switzerland or Angkor Wat (Cambodia).
Celia – anything from 35-50: the least likely member of WI, more at home at Fortnum & Masons than church. Really taken by Jessie who, despite normally having little time for the Celias of the world, responds to Celia’s rebelliousness. She is a rebel.
Ideal car – Porsche, which she has.
Ideal holiday – Maldives, where she often goes.
Ruth – 40s: Ruth has the most ‘journey’, from the false self-confidence of the emotionally abused to the genuine self-confidence of the woman happy in her own skin. Eager to please but not a rag doll, desperate to keep others happy and the WI working, but isn’t a haddock (wet fish). The others want to protect her because they see through her to what she can become.
Ideal car: at the start, whatever Eddie wants; at the end, whatever she wants.
Ideal holiday: at the start, wherever Eddie is; at the end, wherever Eddie isn’t.
Marie – 50s: Marie has slowly built the current Marie around her like a defensive wall. She went to her ‘Oz’ – Cheshire, and they didn’t want her: she came back scorched. The WI justifies her entire existence. There’s a part of her that would love to be on the calendar.
Ideal car: something German and well valeted.
Ideal holiday: a semi but not quite academic tour of somewhere in Persia, as advertised in a Sunday supplement, that she can go on about for years.
Lady Cravenshire – 60s: doesn’t mean to be patronising, but the WI girls are more the level of her estate workers than her. Small part but a big impact, not a tweed-wearer, bigger hats than Marie and ‘glides like a galleon’.
Elaine – 20s: also doesn’t mean to be patronising but Jessie in particular seems to be from another world, that of her nan. Beautician, another nice compact part with some cracking opportunities for fun.
Brenda Hulse – 40+: dull speaker, gives talks on the history of the tea towel. Cameo part, could be doubled.
And now for the chaps:
John – Annie’s husband, 50s: John is a human sunflower, not a saint or hero but someone you want in your life. When he dies, a light goes out.
Rod – Chris’s husband, 50s: you have to be a certain guy to stick with Chris and Rod loves it: he gives as good as he gets and always makes Chris laugh. A hard-working, lovely man, enjoys a beverage. John was his friend even though the relationship started through the wives.
Lawrence – late 20s: hesitant without being a nerd. Shy but with enough wit and pluck to turn up and photograph the WI women: a TERRIFYING prospect. He only sees the photo, not the nudity.
Liam – late 20s: commercial director, would like to be doing other things but too professional to let it show. Weary of the WI women. It’s a job, and not one that he wanted. Not a wideboy, a nice little character, can be doubled with Lawrence but I want to try and avoid that.
Although this is set in Yorkshire, the real women came from all parts of the country, and that’s what I’m looking to portray.
Auditions are going to be in early January 2023: Wednesday 4th, Thursday 5th and Saturday 7th. If you’re interested in auditioning, please can you let my fabulous PM Stephanie Dunn know so we can just have an idea of numbers. 01707 376260, email: [email protected]
Hannah Sayer
Director
Social scene
My second thank-you is to everyone who came to our second Jazz Night. These evenings, although they’ve only just started, have proven to be hugely successful. We had another sell-out evening, and Matt and his musicians put on an evening which was enjoyed by all who attended. We’re really grateful that Matt got in touch with us and we’re pleased to announce that the next Jazz Night will be held on 24th February. Tickets will be available shortly.
New Year’s Eve!
It’s no surprise that we’ll be hosting New Year’s Eve on 31st December! There will be karaoke, a quiz, fireworks at midnight, and more.
We’ll be serving either complimentary Buck’s fizz or orange juice upon arrival. Please note: the dress code for this event is ‘Glitz and Glam’ so feel free to dress up and enjoy the evening. The bar will be open from 7.30pm until 1am.
To secure your place, please email [email protected] – more details and a reminder will be sent via email so please do keep an eye out.
Seems crazy saying it so early, but I hope everyone has a lovely Christmas and hopefully we’ll see you at the New Year’s Eve party!
Barn Theatre Social Team
Singers at the Barn is back!
I’m excited to announce that Singers at the Barn is to reopen on Sunday 4th December after closure due to Covid. My husband Richard and I have stepped down after being involved for over 22 years and I’m now so pleased to be able to introduce you to the two new team leaders, Michelle and Eric Williams, who have both performed at various times at Singers at the Barn. Michelle has a beautiful operatic voice and Eric accompanies her on the keyboard. They’re the ideal couple to take Singers at the Barn forward into the New Year. Here in their own words is their introduction:
“We’re really looking forward to taking over running Singers at the Barn and are hoping to continue to provide opportunities for singers and musicians to perform and be entertained after the two-year break. Michelle loves to sing, a passion which she developed at school, and then continued at university and music college in London. She has performed as both a professional singer and with a range a groups in Herts and London. With an equal love of musicals and classical music, she’s been found on stage making pies as Mrs Lovett and running around dressed as a witch hitting top notes in opera. Eric (sometimes known as Elvis by people too young to know who Elvis is) currently teaches music at a primary school, runs the choir, and tells unlikely stories about his own childhood. Largely self-taught in his late teens and 20s, he began playing the piano in pubs, restaurants and hotels, later progressing to weddings and parties. He has also played in various bands and accompanied singers, and though rarely seen in the vicinity of a piece of sheet music, he’s familiar with many of the keys found on a piano – even some of the black ones! He’s also been seen wielding a guitar with scant concern for the safety of the audience, often insisting that people ‘join in’ with the chorus.”
Michelle and Eric will be joined by our presenters Stephen Healing, Sarah Breeden and Susan Read, along with Adam Lake and James Rowles. More help is needed, so if anyone else would like to join us, please get in touch. Professional pianists Joseph Morley and Steve Povey will return in 2023 plus a new pianist will be introduced as Clive Swan has stepped down. Clive has played wonderfully for us over many years and I thank him so much for all his great patience, ideas and musicality. Tony and Alex Powell have also stepped down after being involved right from the very start. Tony helped Liz Harley start this unique evening in 2000. Thanks to both for all their time and help.
If you’re interested in getting involved with the team or would like to sing in front of a very appreciative audience, please contact Michelle at [email protected] or call her on 07946 376993.
Forthcoming dates
The Bar / Club Room and keyboard have been booked for usual Singers at the Barn rehearsals on Sunday 4th December, Sunday 5th February, Sunday 5th March and Sunday 2nd April from 3pm until doors open at 7pm for a 7.30pm start.
Admission £7.
Lesley Thomas
Programmes:
a plea to directors
You may have noticed that the last few printed programmes for Barn shows have been on the light side, to say the least. We’ve even had to produce a four-page reduced-price programme when we had no choice.
The question of programmes often comes up for discussion. They make us no money but current thinking is that they’re still part of a Barn production and will continue to be produced for each show.
Can we ask that directors, and their production managers, give their programme serious consideration for future shows – so that audience members don’t feel miffed at forking out £1.50 for just cast and crew, a paragraph from the director, and Simon’s intro? Ideas for further content include: background info on the play, its author or its theme; rehearsal photos; something interactive but related, like a quiz; relevant timelines; ‘did you know?’ trivia, etc. Get creative! An example of a superb Barn programme is the one for Hangmen earlier this year, a PDF of which can be seen here.
Thank you.
Clive Weatherley
Artistic Director
Obituary - David Shaw
David died on 19th November. Our records show that he first appeared on the Barn stage for the Welwyn Drama Club in April 1959 in Eric Farlie’s production of Peter Ustinov’s Romanoff and Juliet as Freddie Vanderstuyt and later the same year as Tom Wingfield in Eric’s The Glass Menagerie.
By 1969, with the formation of the Barn Theatre Club, he was a regular and valuable member. In the opening season he played in the second production Trelawney of the Wells. He directed The Government Inspector in 1970. He served on Council and as Technical Director. In addition to stage roles, he frequently moved to being a sound operator which he performed on many occasions, but was sometimes lured back to the stage for his special accomplishments. First, he was probably the tallest member of the Club, and secondly, he was a language teacher who had learned Russian during his National Service. For his height, in addition to his acting ability, he was cast as Lofty in Alfie in 1972 and as the giant Native American Chief Bromden in the Club’s first production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1980). For his language skills he played Herr Russenberg in Caught Gauguin, Bowled Cezanne, (1974); Herr Fahrenkopf in Night of the Iguana (1979); and Russian roles as Boris Kolenkhov in You Can’t Take it With You (1985) and Boris Trigorin in The Seagull (1971). He never visited Russia but made good friends while visiting Czechoslovakia, and they visited the Barn several times.
With sound, he often worked with his wife Shirley, and his three children feature in Barn archives in performing roles when they were younger. David was knowledgeable in theatre practice, a good friend, a willing and helpful member, and good company.
We offer our condolences to Shirley, Mark, Karen and Jo, and their families, and to David’s many friends.
His funeral service will be held next week.
Wednesday 7th December
at 2.45pm
Harwood Park Crematorium
Knebworth
and afterwards at
The Barn Theatre
4pm – 6.30pm
All family and friends are welcome at either or both venues.
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Obituary - Pat Finch
Pat (Patrick) Finch died at home in August. He had not been a regular visitor to the Barn since 2014 but from 1986 until 2014 he appears over 100 times in the Club archives. Unusually, apart from one entry as an ASM and one for lighting, all the other productions with which he was involved were for set building. He started in October 1986 with Staircase and the last entry is for How the Other Half Loves in September 2014.
Pat had been a regular soldier and after that he went into the property business as a landlord.
Playing away
Several Barn members are appearing in Camelot the Panto with Digswell Players after Christmas. Details on their website digswellplayers.com
Deadline reminder
We always aim to publish Barn News on the first of the month – so it’s vital that any content for publication is sent to us by the 25th of the preceding month. We can’t guarantee that content received after that date will be included. Thanks
Mike Smith
Editor
Box office reminder
Member tickets are £11 on the opening Friday of most main-stage productions. To access the member price, customers will need the password ‘APPLE’.
Box office telephone: 01707 324300 (Mon to Sat, 9am to 5pm) – a £2 booking fee will apply for all telephone bookings.
The theatre box office will also be open every Sunday from 1pm to 3pm (from 3rd September).
All photos used in Barn News are courtesy of John Davies and
Simon Wallace (MeltingPot Pictures)
Dates for your diary
Auditions
Alys, Always
by Lucinda Coxon
Directed by Mel Powell
Wednesday 7th December at 8pm in Room 1
Thursday 8th December at 8pm in Room 1
Sunday 11th December at 3pm in the Studio
Calendar Girls
by Tim Firth
Directed by Hannah Sayer
Wednesday 4th January at 7pm
Thursday 5th January at 7pm
Saturday 7th January at 11.30am
All in Room 1
Performances
Haunting Julia
by Alan Ayckbourn
Directed by Maureen Davies
Friday 25th November to Saturday 3rd December at 8pm
Matinee Saturday 3rd December at 2.30pm
Matilda Jr
by Dennis Kelly and Tim Minchin
Directed by Katherine Barry
Musical Director Emma Fraser
Choreography by Joyce Smith
Thursday 15th and Friday 16th December at 7.30pm
Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th December at 2.30pm and 5pm
Tuesday 20th to Friday 23rd December at 7.30pm
Tuesday 27th December at 2.30pm and 5pm
The Height of The Storm
by Florian Zeller
Directed by John Davies
Friday 13th January to Saturday 21st January at 8pm
Matinee Saturday 21st January at 2.30pm
Social event
Singers at the Barn re-launch
Sunday 4th December, 7pm for 7.30pm
Club notice
AGM
Friday 27th January at 8pm
In the auditorium
Bar reminder
Barn bar opening hours
Fridays: 8pm to 11pm
Sundays: 1pm to 3pm