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May 2026

Editor extraordinaire Mike Smith

X: a gripping drama in the far reaches of the solar system

Paul Russell, Jessica Drucker, Ben Merry, Dylan Huber, Calypso Powell and Astrid Palfreeman rehearsing X.

Until recently, human space travel seemed beyond us again, with the last crewed lunar landing happening over 50 years ago in 1972. It felt like we’d lost our desire to explore. That was until Artemis II orbited the moon and successfully returned to Earth in April this year. And to celebrate this, it seems only appropriate that we perform one of the very few plays set in space.

X, or as some of my friends have annoyingly started calling it ‘The Twitter Play’, is just that. A play set in space (not one about Twitter!).

We find our cast in the first research base on Pluto, where the play tells the story of the crew who are waiting for their shuttle back home. However, they’ve lost all communication with Earth, the shuttle is weeks overdue, and there’s no sign of any rescue.

I realise this situation sounds rather far-fetched, as we’ve only just reached the moon again, but when I tell you the play is actually centred around a woman coping with the loss of her mother, while trying to establish some kind of command she was unprepared for, you might think again.

X is not what it seems. It’s not a sci-fi ‘Beam me up, Scotty’, with lasers, phasers and aliens. It’s a group of co-workers trying to cope with change and the reality of their situation. It’s funny, unsettling and heart-wrenching in places, dealing with real human emotion, albeit in the most bizarre of locations. The author, Alistair McDowall, said that you can miss someone while sitting on your sofa in the living room but to miss them when you’re on Pluto is on a different level. So if you’re put off by the setting, please don’t let that discourage you from coming to see us. I promise you, you’ll see some fabulous acting and riveting dialogue.

Speaking of the cast, they’re a joy to work with. It’s a very talented line-up, with lots of energy, showing great depth in their performances already. Every rehearsal we’re adding more nuance to each character and growing as a group. You’ll even see Paul Russell playing a non-comedic role, and fantastically well at that!

I won’t talk more on the plot because I think it’s best experienced with a fresh mind. After seeing X at the Royal Court in 2016 I was struck by it, and it’s never left me since. I wish I’d seen it again. I’m not just saying this to sell tickets, but you may well want to see X twice too as, for reasons I can’t divulge due to spoilers, the play honestly rewards a second viewing. So book early in the run and give yourself time to come again!

X is a wonderful, challenging dive into the human psyche, with jokes, tears and bad language aplenty. It’s not what you’ve heard. It’s so, so much more.

Matthew Greenbank

Director

From the Chair

Welcome to May's Barn News

Even the smallest actions can affect us in surprising ways. An unexpected thank-you or a smile can lift our spirits and remain in the memory, and it’s the same in the theatre. A gesture, or a particular walk by an actor in a cameo role (think Nigel Rive in Waiting for God) can steal the show, or the sudden visible connection between two actors who capture the spirit or feeling of the play can catch you off-guard and move you, even though you may have seen the piece many times.

This also extends to the set, costumes and props. When we were building the set for Hansard, John Cook explained the importance of dressing the set to take it beyond merely placing ornaments and books on stage. We created a Cotswold kitchen that looked lived in, with unseen cutlery in drawers, and papers and belongings on surfaces reflecting a married life, and magazines and other items in baskets that only the actors could see. This was to create the environment and space that the actors could inhabit and feel at home in. This also happened in All Our Children, where the 32 files reviewed by Danny Swanson on stage were complete with individual photos – hats off to Georgie Palmer and Linda Miles. Again, the audience couldn’t see this level of detail!

At the other extreme, Steve Thompson created a whole kingdom using two modern black tables and eight chairs in his production of Richard III in the Studio. Again, little touches like Jess King’s shoulder holster and Des Turner’s balloon (tragically reminiscent of Eeyore), made striking impressions.

We were very fortunate to have Stephen Unwin, the author, attending the first night of All Our Children, and there’s a note about this below, and I believe he appreciated the care and attention that we gave to his play. I also had the pleasure of meeting a distant relation of Bishop von Galen, my character, after one performance who mentioned this was an important story in her family. That was a bit special.

In the next month or so, once we have got over the drama of Edwina Black (still a mystery to me as we haven’t seen it yet), we have an enormous range of things in the theatre to tempt you: poetry, Welwyn Drama Festival, Cabin Pressure 2, jazz and comedy before we get to our next main show, X directed by Matt Greenbank. I’m really looking forward to that as it’s a play I’ve never seen, and demonstrates that we’re happy to try new, and relatively unknown, plays.

Getting back to my point about small actions having a great effect, Michael Merry is asking for volunteers to give whatever time they can when the theatre is closed in the summer, all offers gratefully received. I know I’m going to be volunteering to paint a dressing room.

Thanks for everything that you all do to support the Barn.

Ian Major

Ian Major
Chair

Directors Evening!

Don’t forget to join us on Sunday 10th May at 7pm for the unmissable annual extravaganza, and be among the first to hear all the intel about the Barn’s 2026-27 season, direct from the horses’ mouths.

See you there!

Back at the Barn by popular request: Cabin Pressure

Exactly two years ago in May 2024, Sharon Francis directed Cabin Pressure in the Studio. It was a total sellout and, after public acclaim and demands for more, she’s now working on another three episodes of this very funny Radio 4 sitcom, which originally starred, among others, Benedict Cumberbatch, Stephanie Cole and Roger Allam.

Better get your tickets now as they’re liable to go very quickly again: dates are 26th to 30th May with two performances on the Saturday.

Sharon joined the Barn in 2014 helping at first in the box office. Since then she’s fulfilled many other roles including being Stage Manager for more than 40 productions. There’s also been some acting along the way; she was in Glorious! and King Charles III among other smaller parts. And it was while working on a production called Red-handed by John Finnemore, she started to listen to the other radio plays that he’d written.

“I just fell in love with Cabin Pressure,” says Sharon. “I was listening to it all the time and anything that makes me laugh means I also feel good.

“Then for Christmas my husband Cliff bought the whole collection of Cabin Pressure recordings for me. Every episode is a journey to a named place around the world and they’re all hilarious. The author started working through the alphabet and has hit every letter in the four series that he wrote. One day I suggested it would be wonderful to do this at the Barn. He was Studio Director at the time and unbeknown to me he approached Council, putting it forward for me to direct. When he came home and told me they’d agreed and I was doing it, I was terrified.

“I had to do a presentation at the annual Directors Evening in 2023 and that in itself was scary enough. But Cliff’s belief in me spurred me on and I learned from him – and the rest, as they say, is history. We chose three episodes then for our production; Abu Dhabi, which was the very first episode Finnemore wrote, introducing the characters;  Douz (France); and Edinburgh. Our production was done in a very unusual format in that we sold tickets both for the Studio and slightly cheaper seats in the bar, which was open during the entire performance. A great many people enjoyed it there as they said it was more like listening to it on the radio than watching, and the sound effects were clearer in the bar then the Studio.

“Then last October we replayed it at the Company of Players theatre (CoPs) in Hertford and again it was a great success. So I asked Danny Swanson, the current Studio Director, about a second production and he agreed. We’re following exactly the same format this time and the three episodes are Gdansk, Johannesburg and Limerick.”

Cabin Pressure, which was first broadcast in July 2009, follows the exploits of the eccentric crew of the single aeroplane owned by MJN Air as they’re chartered to take all manner of items, people and animals across the world. It ran for a total of 26 episodes and two specials.

Des Turner is returning as First Officer, while the other actors new this time are Jan Palmer  Sayer, Lorna Thompson, Eliot Swain, Steph Cotter and Hannah Sayer.

“Because the actors don’t need to learn the script off by heart, the rehearsal time has been shorter than usual stage productions: just under two months. But they do have to learn to turn the pages quietly,” laughs Sharon. “And they must keep up the pace as it’s ‘radio’ and obviously sound effects are key as well, particularly the live ones. And if this production goes down as well as last time, I’ve pencilled in a series three in 2028! Watch this space.”

Stop press!

The Gdansk episode of Cabin Pressure will be the Barn’s entry in the Welwyn Drama Festival on 21st May.

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Review: All Our Children

by Maureen Bukht

So, where do you stand? This play asked a lot of questions – not of the past, because we acknowledge the history that has been documented – but of ourselves and current society. And what is theatre for? To inform, to educate, to entertain? This play encapsulates all three, albeit the ‘entertainment’ was far from light, falling into the ‘capturing the attention of’ area. All Our Children is a provocative piece, during which one shouldn’t be distracted from either the challenge of the source material or consideration of our own attitudes.

A photo of Danny Swanson and Charlotte Collingwood.
Danny Swanson as Dr Franz and Charlotte Collingwood as Martha

As a performance piece, everything was put in place to enable us to do both those things. The open set was meticulously curated with a critical eye for period detail. The contrast of the stained glass and the swastika was instantly unsettling and hovered on the edge of the consciousness throughout. The mise-en-scène was excellent and this enabled so much of the action to be totally credible, even when space might have meant constraint. The positioning of the recumbent figure teased with possibility. The folder carefully placed on the floor, away from the sphere of the figure, gave another question to be answered, with the splash of startling white from the medical coats giving a clue to the users of the room. This set was full of detail which instantly conveyed the era.

The use of the set throughout was excellent – I particularly appreciated the handling of the morning ablutions. Such confidence from both of the actors involved was mesmerising. My only fleeting concern was that clearing the doorway was sometimes a bit tricky but it was a momentary distraction.

The sound design was excellent and the execution very sensitive. The choice of music was absolutely right (I’m going to make a predictable guess and say Wagner?): soul-wrenching strings. One particularly notable moment: the timing and the levels of the car arrival and the ringing of the doorbell. Expertly handled. 

The lighting was subtle and exactly appropriate for each scene – I’m not sure how comforting the lighting team will find it but I’m going to offer the standard “if you don’t notice it, it must be working” because it really did work, contributing to the mood and atmosphere that was engendered throughout.

Wardrobe did a great job on the period and character requirements. It’s always a challenge to get every detail historically correct and if there were any anachronisms in there, I was perfectly convinced – with a short-lived concern about the length of Schmidt’s trousers at one point! All of the clothing reflected the characters extremely well.

The actors were given some excellent tools to enable their performance and they used these to great advantage, with the first two actors on stage delivering a masterclass in control and technique. Charlotte Collingwood, as Martha, set the standard for the whole play from the first moment she appeared. Her focus, intention and attention were remarkable – she was totally, wordlessly in character, both in movement and motivation. Clearly, she was not supposed to notice the sleeping figure and she didn’t – not by using obvious avoidance technique but by simply not noticing. I believed that she was carrying out her daily routine with the same dedication that she always showed. It takes courage to hold an audience as she did, the character just doing the mundane, and I immediately understood that she was doing it for someone that she cared about and respected. Charlotte’s turning of the armchair from the fire towards the room was handled so carefully it was a compelling watch and this attention to detail was carried through to the end of the play. There were a couple of occasions when vocal delivery dropped a little, making it harder to catch all the nuance but this was not a real issue.

As Dr Franz, Danny Swanson was masterly in his interpretation, characterisation and delivery – there were so many moments that impressed and delighted, from the moment that he unfolded from the chair through all of the intense verbal exchanges. The moments when the doctor had his morning wash could have been unconvincing – instead they were spell-binding. Throughout the play, Danny used the staples of dynamic vocal delivery – with nuanced pause, to build numerous instances of tension and climactic release. There was some intensely detailed verbal and non-verbal communication work. He embodied the character perfectly.

Alfie Hart, as Eric Schmidt, had to show an initially fairly innocuous character, slowly but surely revealing the dedicated servant of the Reich. He appeared to be something akin to the junior admin of a business, with all the corresponding lack of empathy, darkening as the play developed. Alfie played the role well, creating uneasy relationships with all the other characters. It’s difficult to achieve and sustain the hard edge that amoral characters demand and, in the main, Alfie did do this, although there were times when that edge was lost. Pride, fervour and confidence require strong posture and, although this became a little lax at times, he created a distinct disdain for the older, arguably more important doctor, and this played well.

Elizabetta is a desperate character, tortured by love and anxiety for her child – and it’s a bit of a gift for the actor, who gets to explore so many complex emotions. A seasoned actor, Francine Ross changed the energy on stage every time she appeared. Her vocal and physical interpretation was full of emotion, demanding that we appreciate the trauma that she’s suffering. It’s hard to balance the necessary intensity within the potential constraints of an undeniably ‘stiff upper lip’ British audience and there were moments when I felt that the vocal delivery was possibly too much. However – this was a very truthful expression of the depth of love for a child who struggles with ‘normal’ life, having myself witnessed and been humbled by such devotion. Francine’s interpretation reflected the indisputable need to speak up for, to advocate for, those who need it.

How to play a hero – when neither you nor the rest of the world yet know that’s what you are? With careful movement, clear articulation and empathy, Ian Major played Bishop Von Galen very effectively. Although this role doesn’t offer the same obvious challenges as some of the others, it’s crucial to create the right degree of gravitas. Ian was very well cast, an actor having the capacity to exude quiet moral certainty, to be the antithesis of Schmidt and the conscience of Dr Franz. The ecclesiastical seated posture, both hands firmly on both arms of the chair, with the feet firmly grounded gave the message that he would not be swayed. With good vocal delivery and a secure understanding of both the text and the sub-text, he was a credible voice speaking truth to power.

The job of the director is multi-faceted – and you need to be all things to all people. John Cook did a splendid job with this play. He says in the Director’s Notes that he’s felt fortunate to work with the cast – and it was obvious to me that it was a stimulating collaboration. All the decisions that were made were proved to be the right ones. The audience were totally engrossed, you could hear a pin drop. For the actors, they had an opportunity to really explore and to challenge themselves. When I asked among my friends for someone to accompany me to see this play, there were no takers. The subject matter was deemed too serious, in both historical and contemporary terms. And that it is – serious and painfully thought-provoking.

I applaud everyone involved and the Barn Theatre for having the courage to include this play in the season.

Ian Major, Charlotte Collingwood and Alfie Hart
Ian Major as Bishop von Galen, Charlotte Collingwood as Martha and Alfie Hart as Eric Schmidt

Maureen Bukht

Maureen is a member of, and director with, the Company of Ten.

The play, the playwright and the pressure!

A photo of the Cast with Stephen Unwin.
The cast and director John Cook with the author Stephen Unwin

I’m generally fairly laid-back and consistent when it comes to sleep. I rarely have sleepless or disturbed nights and I obviously put that down to a guilt-free conscience! However, when I do struggle sleeping there is always a reason and I know it’s something that must matter to me.

In the weeks leading up to the opening night of All Our Children this April, sleep didn’t come easily. The reason was simple: Stephen Unwin, the play’s writer, was coming to see the production… on opening night. I kept this to myself as the cast needed no additional pressure on the first night but it was clearly bothering me.

I’d worked with Stephen around ten years ago on a professional production of A View from the Bridge, which he directed. He’s an undeniably charismatic and fiercely intelligent figure, but also an imposing presence in the rehearsal room – someone who knows exactly what he wants and isn’t afraid to say so. That combination stayed with me, and the thought of him watching our interpretation of his deeply personal work brought a certain pressure on me.  This really annoyed me because everyone to me is just a person; people are people. We’re all very special in our own way and natural ability: success or celebrity doesn’t change that. I’ve never been star-struck or a jabbering wreck in that sort of company… people are just people – their breath smells in the morning, they eat stuff, and they all go to the toilet – they’re just people.

I’d been aware of All Our Children since its early development. Stephen had spoken movingly about his son, Joey, who’s profoundly disabled, and the themes that would shape the play. That insight was one of the reasons I felt compelled to direct it at the Barn. It’s a powerful, thought-provoking piece, rooted in lived experience, and I felt a real responsibility to do it justice.

So yes – I was nervous. Not just because of Stephen’s reputation and experience, but because I wanted him to feel that we’d honoured his work.

I’m very glad to say that those fears were unfounded.

Stephen was incredibly generous with his time and his response to the production. He stayed after the show to have a drink and meet the cast, as he’d hoped, and spoke to them with honesty, warmth and encouragement. There was, naturally, a sense of excitement (and perhaps a little apprehension) among the company when they were told on curtain-down the writer was in the audience – but it quickly turned into a genuinely memorable and uplifting experience.

For me, one of the most meaningful compliments he gave was that our production revealed elements within the play and its characters that he hadn’t consciously recognised himself. As a director, you can’t really ask for more than that.

He was also very positive about the design – something I’d worried about, particularly the inclusion of the stained-glass window featuring the swastika. It was always intended as symbolism rather than sensationalism, and it was important to me that this was understood. I’m pleased that it seems to resonate in the way I hoped.

Productions like this are never the work of one person. I’d like to thank the entire cast and creative team for their commitment, thoughtfulness and bravery in bringing this story to life. It’s been a privilege to work alongside such a dedicated group of people and. of course. my thanks also go to Stephen for taking the time to visit us, and for his generosity, insight and kindness in response to our work.

And finally, thank you to all of you who came to see the production and shared your thoughts with us – it means more than you know. It was a special experience from beginning to end. Here’s to the next one.

John Cook

Come along to the 91st Welwyn Drama Festival!

Why not join us this year for the WDF, which runs from 18th to 23rd May at the Barn? We have 14 one-act plays spread across the week, with two entries from the Barn: a new version of Benching by Matt Adie on Tuesday, and Cabin Pressure: Gdansk by John Finnemore on Thursday. Other notable entries include Company of Players on Wednesday with Village Wooing by another well-known local playwright, Bernard Shaw. With a few new teams and some old favourites, there’s plenty on offer. Once again, we have the pleasure of welcoming the wonderful Tristan Marshall as our GODA adjudicator, delivering his adjudications at the end of each evening.

Tickets are £14 with an amazing Season Ticket offer of £48 for all six nights! Tickets are available through the Barn Box Office and TicketSource as usual. Please note that performances start at 7.30pm Monday to Friday and 7pm on Saturday. Hope to see you there!

Monday 18th May, 7.30pm

Marlborough Science Academy – Winners of the Welwyn Garden City Youth Drama Festival
Mephisto by James Griggs

Brightlight Theatre
The Aviary by Jamie Lakritz

Tuesday 19th May, 7.30pm

Umbra Vox
Half Past Twelve by James Griggs

Woodhouse Players
Famous Last Words by Dave Paine

Barn Theatre Club
Benching by Matt Adie

Wednesday 20th May, 7.30pm

Company of Players
Village Wooing by Bernard Shaw

Runnymede Drama Group
Rock, Paper, Scissors by Caroline Ross Tajasque

Thursday 21st May, 7.30pm

Remote Engagement
The 7.55 Bus by Ben Sheldrick

Theatre in the Square
London Milonga by Mary Brown

Barn Theatre Club
Cabin Pressure: Gdansk by John Finnemore

Friday 22nd May, 7.30pm

Players’ Theatre (Wales)
A Kind of Vesuvius by Gillian Plowman

Woodhouse Players
Vintage by Lucy Kaufman

Saturday 23rd May, 7pm

IMPACT
A Murder of Crows by Mike Kenny

Ó Draighneáin Theatre Company
What Happens When You Are Most Expecting It? by James Thornton

Followed by the Awards Ceremony

Another fantastic week of youth drama!

Youth Drama Festival Winners 2026

The 82nd Welwyn Garden City Youth Drama Festival (2nd to 7th March) saw three entries from our Barn Youth Groups. On Monday night Sean Scotchford’s senior group, Barn Hermes, performed an abbreviated version of Orwell’s Animal Farm. Masks and canes for front legs transformed about 15 youngsters into the mistreated and rebellious farm animals at Manor Farm.

Tuesday was opened by Barn Hedwig under the direction of Georgina Bennett. Double, Double revolved around ‘the Scottish play’ and the three witches seeking a way to escape the mortal realm by sabotaging a school production of Shakespeare’s tragedy.

Last but not least was Barn Errol directed by Emma Turner on Friday with an adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Chris Baglin GoDA awarded Jonah Cook with a medal of individual excellence for his performance as the Jack of Hearts. He also singled out the Mad Hatter scene as a nominee for his Adjudicator’s Award.

While none of the Barn Youth teams came away with any silverware, some Barn members were instrumental in the success of those who did.

Ruth Burton provided costumes for both of Limitless Academy of Performing Arts’ entries. Ruth’s daughters. Jess and Mikki Heppelthwaite, directed the junior entry Milewalkers that opened the Festival on the Monday, and Jess wrote and directed their senior entry Everyone Here is Fine on the Thursday. The latter won the Annand Cup for Senior Third place.

Regrettably Roundwood Park School’s performance of Girls Like That directed by Mike Garbutt had to withdraw at the very last minute when one of the five actors was taken ill. Simon Wallace’s school, St George’s, closed the Festival on the Saturday with their performance of The Patient by Agatha Christie. And, not content with just directing Barn Hedwig, Georgina Bennett also directed a team from the Company of Players. Max Posner’s Old Folks, set in a retirement home, closed the Wednesday night.

But the greatest success for a Barn member went to Calypso Powell and her students from Chancellor’s School. Sean, the Fool, the Devil and the Cats by Ted Hughes (on Wednesday) won Junior First (the Elizabeth Cory-Wright Cup) as well as the Ball-England Cup (Technical Award), and two of her cast received individual medals.

Awards list:

Senior First
Marlborough Science Academy with Mephisto by James Griggs

Senior Second
St Christopher School with Reboot by Emma Roskilly

Senior Third
Limitless Academy for Performing Arts with Everyone Here is Fine by Jessica Heppelthwaite

Junior First
Chancellor’s School for Sean, the Fool, the Devil and the Cats by Ted Hughes

Junior Second
Junior Archer Players for Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Junior Third
Richard Hale School for The IT by Vivienne Franzmann

Technical Award
Chancellor’s School for Sean, the Fool, the Devil and the Cats

Adjudicator’s Award
Pondweed in St Christopher School’s Speak As You Will by Connor Vincent

The 83rd Festival will be back at the Barn from 1st to 6th March 2027 and we’d love to see more Barn members supporting!

Michael, Derek, Jan, Mary, Brenda and Hazel

YDF Committee

Death Cast and creatives

Cast

Kleinman – Jonah Cook
President Bump, Doctor – Yohann Beeharry
Anna, Policeman – Daisy Solomon
Hacker, Gina – Olivia Palmer-Walker
Sam, Stranger – Elsie Solomon
Man, Singer – Pippa Kidd
Al, Reporter – Joe Dixon
John, Reporter – Annabel Sharp
Victor, Frank, Reporter – Melissa Chapman
Hank, Spiro – Annabel Viney
Bill – Zena Tailor
Shadows / Ensemble – The Cast

Show graphics for Death by Woody Allen

Creative team

Director – Rob Graham
Assistant Director – Michelle Airey
Stage Manager – Sharon Francis
Production Manager – Jacqueline Clayton
Rehearsal Prompt – Fiona Carter
Costumes – Anna-Maria Kress, Sarah Haverson
Sound – Tristan Cameron, Dave House
Lighting – Simon Wallace, John Gardner
Props – Linda Miles, Georgie Palmer
Set Dressing – Kris Moore
Chaperones – Yvonne Bartlett, Jacqueline Clayton, Linda Miles, Georgie Palmer

Do you fancy organising our reviewers?

We’re looking for someone to take on the role of organising the kind folk who review our plays throughout the season for Barn News. We have enough reviewers for this season, so we’re looking at 2026-27 and beyond, and advice would be given to the willing volunteer if required. If you’re interested please contact our Chairman Ian Major at [email protected] or Mike Smith at [email protected]

Mike

Editor

Audition Notice: The Full Monty

by Simon Beaufoy
Directed by Hannah Sayer
Performance dates: 18th to 26th September – perhaps selling the preview on the 17th (TBC)

Audition dates:
Wednesday 3rd June at 7pm 
Saturday 6th June at 1.30pm 

Both in Room 1

The Full Monty

Hannah Sayer

Director

Please email Jacqueline ([email protected]) and/or Hannah ([email protected]) for scripts.

Please let us know if/when you’re intending to audition so we can plan.

Please note this is NOT THE MUSICAL.

Set in Sheffield in the 1990s, The Full Monty tells the story of six unemployed steelworkers struggling with redundancy, loss of identity, and the challenge of rebuilding their lives. Faced with dwindling prospects and mounting pressure, they come up with a wild and unconventional idea: to form their own male strip act. This is a funny, uplifting and deeply human story about friendship, identity and finding confidence when life knocks you down.

CAST

(ages all have wiggle room – pun intended)

Principal roles:

Gaz – Male, 30s-40s
Charismatic, cheeky and determined. A devoted but flawed father trying to prove himself. Strong comic timing with emotional depth. Northern accent.

Dave – Male, 30s-40s
Gaz’s best friend. Warm, loyal and funny, but struggling with body confidence and self-esteem. A very relatable role. One for the larger gent perhaps. Northern accent.

Gerald – Male, 40s-50s
Former foreman desperately trying to maintain appearances after losing his job. Well-spoken, anxious and proud. Ballroom dance experience (even one lesson) is a bonus but not required,

Horse – Male, 40s-50s
Older than the others, wise and laid-back. Provides humour and heart. Great presence role. The role of Horse is traditionally portrayed as an older black man. We’d love to encourage performers of this background to audition. That said, please don’t be discouraged from auditioning if you don’t fit this description – strong character and stage presence are what matter most.

Lomper – Male, 20s-30s
Quiet, lonely and sensitive. A touching character who grows in confidence through friendship.

Guy – Male, 20s-30s
Confident, charming and physically self-assured. Brings energy and humour to the group. The ‘eye candy’ one.

Nathan – Male, approx. 16
Gaz and Mandy’s son. Bright, observant and often more mature than the adults around him. Nathan has a key emotional role in the story, especially in showing Gaz’s softer side and his desire to be a better father. Northern accent.

Jean – Female, 30s-40s
Dave’s wife. Caring but frustrated, supportive but honest. Strong emotional range.

Mandy – Female, 30s-40s
Gaz’s ex-partner. Protective mother with a practical outlook. Ideally Northern Accent

Linda – Female, 30s-40s
Gerald’s wife. Intelligent and perceptive, adds emotional tension.

Additional roles:

Ensemble roles for both m/f. Opportunities for doubling smaller parts.

Barry (Mandy’s partner) – Male, 30s-40s
Steady, grounded and practical. A contrast to Gaz – represents stability in Mandy’s life.

Brian – Male, 30s-50s
Jobcentre worker. Slightly awkward, rule-following, with gentle comic potential.

Bee – Female, any age
Lively and very confident. Part of the club/audience scenes – beautiful comic moment…

Alan – Male, any age
Jobcentre worker. Straightforward, possibly dry or bureaucratic.

Sharon – Female, any age
Lively and confident. Part of the club/audience scenes – good comic energy.

Michelle – Female, any age
Outgoing and fun. Another strong presence in the club/audience scenes.

Alf – Male, 60+
Older man, dry wit. Brings warmth and humour in smaller moments.

Terry – Male, any age
Working-class character. Can be played as grounded or lightly comic.

Annie – Female, 50s-70s
Older woman. Ex-stripper…

Reg – Male, 40s-60s
Authority figure (e.g. security/official). Firm, practical, possibly comedic.

Police Officer – Male or female, any age

Social Worker – Male or female, any age

Interviewer – Male or female, any age

All ages and body types welcome. The more diverse the better I think, don’t discount yourself if you think you might be too old/young for what I’ve stated above – they’re more guidelines, but I will be looking at pairings and relationships, etc.

Accents – while set in Sheffield, I don’t necessarily want all of the characters to have northern accents. Some principals (Gaz, Dave, Nathan) will need to have some form of northern accent.

Dancing – don’t discount yourself if you can’t dance: this is not a Magic Mike audition, bad dancing is almost a requirement.

Nudity – this production includes a moment of full nudity for the principal male roles (yes, that moment). As with previous productions such as Calendar Girls, this will be handled with the utmost care, professionalism and respect. Performer comfort, consent and trust are central to the process, and appropriate safeguards and support will be in place throughout rehearsals and performances.

This is going to be such fun to do, so come along and audition for the (possibly organised, most likely not) chaos.

Summer 2026 work: volunteers needed!

Over the summer we have various projects planned. CAN YOU HELP?

We’re looking for painters and builders to carry out various tasks. If you think you can help in any of them, please drop your details to [email protected]

Tasks currently include: painting the dressing rooms, studio walls and various bits of touching up; moving a lighting bar and the tab track with alternations to the pros arch; gathering items for PAT testing; filling some gaps under the lighting box (possibly with concrete); and potentially preparing the auditorium ceiling for air conditioning installation.

If you can support with any of the above, please do get in touch!

Michael Merry

Poetry at the Barn

Three great poets for only £10 plus an open-mic slot!

Friday 15th May at 8pm in the Clubroom

For the second time this season, please join us in the bar (which will indeed be open) for the Barn poetry night. Our three featured poets will each be doing a short set. Barn member and playwright, Glyn Maxwell will be back with some new poems and there’s also a chance to perform yourself. There will be an open-mic slot at the start of the evening for anyone who wants to read one of their own poems to the assembled throng. All you need to do is let me know in advance and I’ll reserve you a slot.

Glyn Maxwell

Glyn Maxwell  has won several awards for his many poetry collections, including the Somerset Maugham Prize, the E M.Forster Prize from the American Academy of Arts and Letters, and the Geoffrey Faber Memorial Prize. His work has been shortlisted for the T S Eliot Prize (three times), Forward and Whitbread Prizes. His collections include How the Hell are You (2020); Pluto (2013); One Thousand Nights and Counting: Selected Poems (2011); Hide Now (2008); and The Nerve (2002). Many of his plays have been staged in the UK and USA and even at the Barn itself. He published On Poetry, a general reader’s guide to the craft, in 2020.

Sarah Gibbons writes poems, plays and fiction. Her book, I Go to the Devil, won the 2024 Alastair Reid Pamphlet Prize. Her work has been widely published. She’s been long-listed for both the Bridport Poetry Prize and the National Poetry Prize. She read at the Barn’s inaugural Poetry Night in November 2025.

Lauren Thomas’s work has been widely published. She was long-listed for the National Poetry Prize and commended for the Editors’ Prize in the 2025 Magma Poetry Prize. She was winner of Live Canon’s Poetry Prize in 2025. She has pamphlets coming out this year with The Braag and Green Bottle Press.

Sarah and Lauren graduated with distinction from the Writing Poetry MA at The Poetry School in 2023, and a year later co-founded the poetry magazine Black Iris, which is already on its fifth issue (www.blackirispoetry.com).

Tickets are £10 and available to book via the Barn website or in person at the box office. This event sold very well the first time so please book early to avoid disappointment. I hope to see many of you there.

Danny

Play reading

By the time you read this, the second coming together of the daytime Play Reading Group will have taken place. In order to, hopefully, avoid the parking issues experienced in March, the meet was diarised for 1pm on Tuesday 28th April. Sarah Gennoe managed to fast-track the order of scripts ready for Hannah Sayer’s September production of The Full Monty by Simon Beaufoy and so that became an easy choice to read. We’ll report how it went in next month’s Barn News.

The end of May is busy with the Welwyn Drama Festival and Cabin Pressure, plus the late Bank Holiday, so we’re pushing the next meeting into early June. Pop the date into your diary now: Friday 5th June, gathering in the Green Room from 1.45pm.

Hazel Halliday

Playing away

Chris Janes is directing The Deep Blue Sea by Terence Rattigan, at CoPs Little Theatre, Hertford from 1st to 9th May. The cast includes Barn members Julia Riley, Trish Galloway and Des Turner. 

Becky Done and Hannah Tuson-Heasley are making their directorial debut, also at CoPs, with a short run of Village Wooing by Bernard Shaw from 13th to 16th May. Derek Palmer and Tristan Cameron are assisting with lighting and sound respectively.

More information and ticket links for both productions available at www.cops.org.uk/whats-on

Dates for your diary

Performances

Cabin Pressure
26th to 30th May at 8pm
Matinee 30th May at 2.30pm
In the Studio

Welwyn Drama Festival
18th to 23rd May at 7.30pm (7pm on the 23rd)

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12th to 20th June at 8pm
Matinee 20th June at 2.30pm

Auditions

The Full Monty
Wednesday 3rd June at 7pm
Saturday 6th June at 1.30pm
In Room 1

Social and Club events

Directors Evening
Sunday 10th May at 7pm

Singers at the Barn
Sunday 3rd May at 7pm

Poetry at the Barn
Friday 15th May at 8pm in the Clubroom

Eurovision Party
Saturday 16th May at 7.30pm

Play reading
Friday 5th June at 2pm

Jazz at the Barn
Friday 5th June at 8pm

Comedy at the Barn
Saturday 6th June at 8pm

Next Council meeting
Wednesday 6th May at 8pm

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