After five successful series during the 1990s, the BBC sitcom Waiting for God has been adapted for stage by writer Michael Aitkens. The play follows the lives of those inhabiting the Bayview Retirement Home – a dreary, slow-paced residential home that proudly boasts ‘highlights’ such as a trips to Lourdes and Stonehenge in a ramshackle minibus. Diana Trent, a resident at Bayview, is a woman who despises the title of senior citizen and all of the stereotypes that go with it. With no intention of slipping into old age quietly, Diana focuses her energy on making life for Bayview manager Harvey Baines as difficult as possible. When playful ex-accountant Tom Ballard moves into the apartment adjacent to Diana, she sees him as nothing but a boring man who’s lived a boring life. Eager to change her opinion, Tom decides to impress Diana by making a stand at dinner – declaring the food inedible and marching to wage war against Baines, much to the delight of the other residents. Seeing an opportunity to gain a partner in crime, Diana forms an alliance with Tom and the pair embark on a number of adventures together with hilarious consequences.

Characters

Diana Trent (playing age: over 65)
A feisty ex war zone reporter, who doesn’t care who she upsets with her caustic comments, especially if it’s the Bayview manager Harvey Baines. A terrific comedy part for a more mature actor, comedy timing is of the essence and, being a leading role, there’s a lot of dialogue to learn.

Tom Ballard (playing age: over 65)
A whimsical, if not a little eccentric, character. This a terrific comedy part for a mature actor, with good comedy timing and delivery. A leading role with a lot of dialogue to learn.

Harvey Baines (playing age: 30+)
Manager of Bayview, he is vain, incompetent and conniving. A lovely role for a good all-round actor, with some lovely touches of comedy.

Jane Edwards (playing age: 30+)
Harvey’s ditsy, flustered assistant. She’s totally in love with Harvey, which Harvey is oblivious to. Good comedy part.

Sarah Chase (playing age: 30+)
Diana’s niece, a successful businesswoman and charming.

Geoffrey Ballard (playing age: 40+)
Tom’s good-hearted but incredibly dull son.

Smaller parts (can be doubled)

Dennis Sparrow – a dithering vicar
Basil and Milly – residents at Bayview
Doctor Gyno
Doctor Henry
An undertaker

For scripts contact Kathryn Taylor: [email protected]
For further information contact Maureen [email protected]